Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner

[00:00] This episode is brought to you by Allstate. Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking your pockets before putting clothes in the washer? [00:09] Oof. Enjoy your freshly cleaned and completely destroyed earbuds. Yeah, checking first is a good plan. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. [00:29] . [00:34] Hi, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Good Hang with me, Amy Poehler. Very excited about our guest today, Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner, two great women who make up the podcast Giggly Squad. You may have listened to them on there. You may have seen them all over your social media. You might have met them in the Bravo podcast. [00:55] reality show summer house which uh is great and one of them is still on it and the other one is long gone but we are going to talk about really fun things today we're going to talk about stand-up comedy we're going to talk about female friendship we're going to talk about pimple patches we're going to decide what is the best medication for anxiety so keep listening check it out and we always want to start every episode with people that know our guests or is a fan of our guests [01:25] think I should ask our guest. And who better to talk about two young, wonderful women than the mothers of these wonderful women? So we've got Lenore and Kimberly, Hannah and Paige's mothers joining us today, who were so delightful. And I could have talked to them all day. So let's hear what they have to say. This episode is presented by the Toyota Grand Highlander. Whether you're welcoming a new family member, starting fresh in a new city or embarking on ambitious adventures,

[01:55] Grand Challenges. Like how you can effortlessly tuck away the fold flat rear seats for up to 97.5 cubic feet of cargo space. Perfect if your cargo is baby elephant sized. From daily routines to life-changing adventures, the Toyota Grand Highlander is up for every Grand Challenge. Learn more at toyota.com slash grand highlander. Toyota, let's go places. [02:25] I'm so thrilled you guys are talking to me today. Thank you so much. We're doing this. We do this thing on Good Hang where we. [02:34] Check in with people who know the guest or who are fans of the guest or who want to tell me questions they think I should ask the guest. And we thought there was no better people to talk about Paige and Hannah than their moms. Yeah. [02:49] I would say that's probably true. They played Radio City. What is it like to see your kids playing Radio City? I still don't believe it. [02:58] No, it was unreal. It really, I just, we pinched ourselves. I'm like, this can't be happening. I remember when they booked it, I just thought, [03:09] You're like... [03:11] I couldn't believe that was happening. And then they sold out the first show and added a second show. And then I thought, oh, no, they're never going to sell tickets to a second show. And then they sold out the second show, and I thought – [03:23] What is happening? And we get nervous for them, but we don't tell them like when Nora is exactly right. When I'm like, you're adding a second show for Radio City. What are you not slick? No way are you going to sell that out? What was it like being on tour, Kimberly? You went on tour with the girls. Where did you go? How long were you there and what was it like? I love it. I mean, it's just, you know, I stay. I don't go out on stage or anything. Our husbands have gone out on stage, but I just stay in the back.

[03:53] background and I'm just really there if she needs something, you know. And it's nice to be with the girls. And I love watching, I always say the best part of their show is when they're first together, whether it's in the green room or they're getting their hair and makeup done, because when Hannah and Paige are together, it's like no one else exists. And they're just, it's a show. I like always say to my sister, oh, you have to come when they're getting their hair and makeup [04:23] I think their bond is just incredible and so needed in today's world. [04:31] environment really I agree I feel like their genuine friendship is really nice to be around I think that's what you like so much about them is how genuine they are as people but then their friendship and bond with each other is why you keep coming back yeah you know and and Lenore what was it like to have your daughter be on reality tv yeah [04:55] Ugh. [05:00] Honestly, I don't know how Paige has hung in there so long. [05:04] Let's just say it wasn't a good fit. Right. [05:07] It was not a good fit for Hannah. Yeah, stressful. You know, she jokes about how, you know, she's an athlete, she's very coachable. And so you put a producer in her ear and tells her, oh, you know, do this, it'll be great, do that. And she's like, tell me how high to jump, I'll do it. And then she doesn't realize she's...

[05:25] Making a disaster for herself in the edit. To Hannah's credit, I always say this. If Paige went through what Hannah did on the reality part of it, Paige would have moved back home and you would have never seen her again. And really, I say that to Paige all the time. Like, I am so impressed with Hannah's perseverance. And, I mean, she blew everyone out of the water. You know, just having a Netflix special. Like, come on. [05:55] He's a fighter and she's very competitive. So that you couldn't take away from her. Well, I'm wondering if there's a question that either one of you think I should ask them. Anything you want to know doesn't have to be big or deep. It can be. Is there anything you think I should ask them today? [06:10] Are you pregnant? I'm kidding. Okay, I'll start the podcast by asking them both that. I think, though, a great question is, like, are they enjoying themselves? [06:24] Right. I, you know, what do they enjoy about it? Well, I am so thankful that you guys gave time today. I think they're going to be thrilled that we got to talk today. I mean, now you're making me think I should always talk to everybody's mom. Because you really do get a sense, really get a sense really fast. I'm sure you feel this way, too. When you meet somebody's parents. [06:47] and the only you get when you meet somebody's parents you're like oh now i get it and it's either a now i get it i understand why they're so great or sometimes it's a now i get it why they're so fucked up well right well maybe you should have the dads on no it really means a lot that you both gave time and um i'm excited to talk to them i think they're so great and the

[07:17] the female friendship i think it's you know it's a natural resource female friendship and the way it drives the world and um the way they talk about it and model it is really really cool and special so thank you both it's really nice to meet you both really it was an honor i never was this on my bingo card pages i'm like what huge fan amy we love you amy oh thanks you guys and you both [07:47] Look, Gen X all the way, babe. You're definitely our favorite. [07:51] They're the mom giggly squad. Thank you so much. Thanks, Megan. Bye. [07:59] This episode is brought to you by Degree Cool Rush Deodorant. I'm a big fan of people owning their mistakes, like how last year Degree changed their Cool Rush formula and men were mad. [08:10] One guy even started a petition. So Degree listened, admitted they messed up, and they're now bringing the OG Cool Rush scent back. It's clean, crisp, and fresh. No wonder it's been the number one men's antiperspirant for the last decade. And it's in Walmart, Target, and other stores now for under $4. Just look for the light blue one. Degree Cool Rush is back, and it smells like victory. [08:34] for everyone.

[09:04] listen to the pod i was like we can retire yeah we're done what is there to do it's only downhill from here that's for sure i'm here to tell you it is i was like feeling it we're gonna talk about that about how life goes downhill no but um i talked to your moms [09:19] And, you know, so we have this thing on Good Hang where we talk kind of about people behind their back in a good way. [09:28] Oh, that's very different for us. She's like, your mom's had shit to say. Yeah. [09:33] But... [09:34] They... [09:35] are so great. They, of course, love you so much. What if they were like, the girls are monsters? This is an intervention. They changed a lot recently. And they had questions that I wanted to start our interview with because I thought they were really important, pertinent questions for the both of you. [09:51] Hannah, Lenore wanted to know, are you pregnant? [09:55] That's a wild question. And Paige, Kim wanted to know, are you enjoying yourself? [10:00] Oh, that's such a her question. Two extremely difficult questions. No, we can get to them later, but they're hilarious questions. No. [10:09] Easy, done. Not pregnant and not having fun. Not having a good time. No, but I will say, yes, I'm having a great time. Like, in the past year, Hannah and I, I feel like our careers have kind of taken a turn. But I would not be having this much fun if I wasn't doing it with Hannah.

[10:30] at all i mean i know it's a little stockholm syndrome syndrome what you're hearing from her okay so for people listening like my mom who might not know giggly squad yeah um who can you guys quickly tell us how you came together who you're doing your podcast giggly squad but how did you first meet and how are you a team [10:51] Do you want to go or do you want me to go? Okay, I'll begin. Okay. Also, by the way, we are in a, like, non-sexual marriage. So if we have that kind of interaction. Like half of America. We're in a partnership. Yes. With most of America. So we, and let me know if I'm overstepping, Paige. [11:07] You know what I mean? We're like, we'll talk about this later. I'm going to be at home. You embarrassed me in front of Amy. You embarrassed me in front of Amy. So, talk about that. So, anyway. You'll be sleeping on the couch. We're just trying to not explain what Giggly Squad is. People are like, they don't know what their own podcast is. [11:21] Squad, it stemmed from Paige and I both got casted on a reality TV show, which was crazy. It was never what, Paige wanted to be an entertainment reporter, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, and we found ourselves on reality TV, scared, alone, worried, but we had this trauma bond from it. [11:40] And people liked our friendship, which is weird. It's weird for anyone to comment on you when they don't really know you. Totally. But for some reason... [11:48] In the reality TV zeitgeist, they were, like, Adam Page are entertaining and relatable, I guess. Yeah, and I think we, like... [11:55] obviously we didn't know anything about reality tv so like we would watch it back and we would be like oh we feel like we were funnier like while we were filming or we feel like people aren't really getting our friendship definitely cut the best punch lines because we'd be in the bathroom and we'd be like to the camera guy like hey why don't you come with us we're gonna like really run a bit in the bathroom and they're like we don't care we didn't realize that there's a basic room for this there's a basic storyline and they have to cut down to 42 minutes yeah and page and

[12:25] yeah there's nothing to do with the plot oh that's definitely going to be in the show that was hilarious and like of course it's not in there all my interviews they'd be like we need you to be angrier and i was like i don't even remember i was drunk so i don't know why i'd be mad but um fast forward covet hits yeah and we're facetiming everyone's depressed everyone's scared again more and we're both home in our parents houses and we're like lenore and kimberlain [12:55] Are we going to get married? Are we going to start a business? What's going to happen? All the COVID thoughts. Are we going to live? And so we would FaceTime for like four hours a day and we'd be like... [13:06] we're funny like this is funny people would think we're funny and so then we were like okay let's just go on instagram live it was like that was a thing i feel like that was a thing well i'm i'm a weird like i have weird blind spots about all that stuff because i just started doing social media like a couple years ago because i was on i know it's no it sounds so beautiful i'm so old we are so envious of you what is instagram when i saw you on instagram i was like oh no i know [13:36] But I know about Instagram Live. I think I've done a few, but I never. But it was a weird time. Yeah. It was very weird. I remember the first time we went live, Justin Bieber also went live. Yeah, John Mayer. John Mayer. So then we created a beef. We were like, they don't support women in the arts. And they knew we were going live at this time. And then they went live. It was such a weird time. It was so weird. And so we went live every single night. For three months. 10 p.m. At 10 p.m. For an hour. That's how Giggly Squad started. It was like. Just the two of you talking. Just the two of us talking. We were diligent. 10 p.m.

[14:06] were going on and people sometimes we'd mix a cocktail like and so it started where we'd have like 500 people watching then the next night was like 2000 then the next it was like 5000 we were like wait [14:17] this like what's going on and we had no like structure structure right and then nothing was happening every day what were we possibly talking about but we were in the yeah we were in the comments it was like this community of of women [14:31] And gays that wanted and just like curious straight men who. Which is the most dangerous kind of straight men. Yeah, we don't want straight men who are bored. No, no, no. Are you bored? Go answer an email. [14:46] they would, like, comment all these funny things, and we were like, what is this community of, like, girls who are so funny and silly? And it was this light. And then... [14:55] We... [14:56] had to go film summer house and we had to stop doing the lives because we were locked in a house and then the world kind of opened up and we were like okay i guess we'll make it a podcast but like we had no like going into it we weren't like we should start a podcast together so it just kind of naturally happened i should have to debate i was like because i'd been podcasting for a bit right and i was like page you should podcast and she's like i don't have a face for radio

[15:26] podcasting baby. I was like have you seen my bone structure? That's such an insult to me. I remember having explained to her what podcasting is. Well I was funny when I started this podcast I'm like oh we have to shoot it now like now. Yeah. I just had somebody come up the other day and say oh I just watched your podcast. Yeah. Which is like [15:42] It's kind of crazy how that's taken over. Your clips are everywhere right now. And you've got to have those clips. That's why we're not allowed to have too long conversations. We've got to stop it quick for 45 seconds. [15:55] We're just going to throw out a bunch of words. [15:58] These are not my glasses, by the way. I forgot my glasses. She just stole it from a random person outside. But when you went back on Summer House after all that talk, you must have felt psyched that you knew each other so well. [16:12] from, you know, you had had a season, right? And then you shut down because of COVID. Two seasons. Then you shut down. And then during that time, your friendship grew. So you came back in knowing like, oh, I'm with my friend. We kind of always were like that. Like, oh, I have a friend. Because we were both new at the same time. Yeah. So we already had that bond like that first day. And Hannah and I truly are so different in so many ways. But our humor is the exact same.

[16:42] friend yeah not to get look at me getting dark but i keep going i'm sorry to get dark but i think you might understand this in any kind of trauma you're going through the only thing i've ever been able to control is laughter so like in reality tv there's multiple scenes where like i'm sobbing about something and then i'll try to crack a joke because it's the only thing that i can control and that's something that i think giggly squad is about is about taking your life [17:12] But we can choose to laugh instead of cry. And I think it's the elevator like to me like that takes you from the basement. It's like the fastest. If you can find a way to go from crying to laughing. Yeah, it's it's hard, but it's. [17:26] a huge, like, [17:28] It feels kind of like the fastest way to remember that life is a dream and that nothing matters if you can get there. And it's with people that you can do it with people. Like you can do it with people that you trust. [17:42] And it's kind of what we've been talking about in this podcast is it's so dark right now. Everything is really tough. And I just want... [17:50] to do [17:51] for my own mental health and for others to do what I do. [17:55] in my personal life which is to talk to my friends and laugh and have a good hand and have a good hand everyone needs that one person in their life where it's like you can call them and they make you feel better about anything it's like a spouse or like in my case it's hannah like truly if anything happens to me like online that i'm like deep in and like everyone hated my outfit like you know something like stupid she's like this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me no i'm

[18:25] they don't get it i'm like they don't get it no pants is actually really in like i can call hannah and say anything and she really does like bring me back down to earth and like i will then like laugh at something and then i'll be on to the next thing so like i really feel like everyone needs that one person yeah where you can just we also were going through very unique things yeah like something would happen with reitv that you yeah you can't talk to like your mom necessarily [18:55] Yeah, I did that last week, and this is how I got through it. Yeah. So we've just had unique experiences. But Giggly Squad has become us talking about just the mundane, I think, and girls have connected with it. I bet you get asked a question, like Tina and I used to get asked this all the time, which is, what do you two fight about? Yeah. [19:11] No. [19:12] Nothing. We've literally never, and we work together, too. Like, the podcast is obviously a business. So, like, will we have, like, business phone calls? Yeah, like, kind of. It's not like we have, like, a set time where we're like, let's talk business. We've had, like, other people definitely try to get in the way of our friendship, which leads me to the Akon song. Nobody want to see us together, but I don't matter. No. The fact that you had to break out into song is so crazy. I can't believe I just did that in front of you. That was so embarrassing. Also, that was definitely a copyright issue. No. [19:42] I don't know this song. I'm so sorry. I'll send it to you after. It's going to change your life. I do know Akon. I know who they are. But there's this kind of level of... [19:50] there have been moments where people have tried to kind of turn us against each other, which has, like, made us stronger in a way. The only thing we've ever thought about is she has to stand on a certain side, and it's,

[20:02] so diva that it's, I can't. We literally did the Vanity Fair Oscar party and my dress had a side, and I was like, Hannah, I have to stand on this side. [20:13] my dress and she was and she looked at me in the eye and she goes i'll literally die that was the first time i ever stood up for myself and i said sorry she's okay she was a limited two model yeah she's got all good she has all the sides and all i wanted was to feel confident yeah on my day and one of my sides happens to be deformed and you're seeing it right now i do disagree yeah i disagree there's a little more fear going on there but i know what [20:41] what her side is. And I wasn't going to solve the dysmorphia in that 10 minutes. I was like, you know, it's so funny you brought that up because it means you still haven't moved forward from it because that was weeks ago. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about comedy is you have to depend. You have to decide how much you're going to care. [20:56] Yeah. All the time. When it comes to performing because I was a tennis player, tennis was really like you're a winner or you're a fucking loser. Like you can't walk off the court. You can be like I played well. It's intense competition. But tennis like I really dealt with like. [21:13] very result oriented so when I started doing comedy I was like oh this is art like I can I could be authentic and raw and if people don't like it I'm like it's subjective it's subjective that's you're projecting onto me and and I'm so lucky I'm getting paid to be goofy where tennis I really felt like every day was judgment day yeah so comedy I've kind of retrained my brain to be like you don't have to be mean to yourself like you were with tennis so I because I feel like I've lived a couple lives before comedy with comedy I've been I've been really nice to myself and I

[21:43] I hope other people can do the same if they're being mean to themselves with like how they're. [21:50] doing in their careers. I think that what you're saying is really important because [21:54] so much of being funny is being relaxed and [22:00] It's like less about content. [22:02] Yeah, I not to shit on comedian, but I do it. I don't like when comedians take it so seriously. I'm like, if the audience laughs. [22:11] You did a great job. I can make all myself like this. Let's be serious. It's like when you're in a comic club. She's like, okay, get out of here. This is an important part of the day, you polar. [22:23] but but but but i'm mortified but when you go backstage and all the men it's usually men yeah sometimes women but it's like with their headphones on like pacing going over their set and it's like i saw your set it's okay it's not that great it's it's okay pre-gaming to m&s it's pretty tough to talk to stand-ups [22:43] in general. - Oh yeah, 'cause we have the improv world. - Because they are just always performing at you, and they're also either having [22:52] done a set or about to do a set and they're just trying to figure out what went wrong. And so they're just staring at like right past you doing their bit. And it's tough. Every now and then I practice my bits on page without her knowing, which is. Yeah, that's a very stand up. You know, you know, I start I get a microphone because my thing is a page. I'm like, you make me light you. And I have become aware that like.

[23:20] It's really annoying to constantly just be wanting to take laughter from people. And there has to be this... [23:28] this vulnerability it's it's annoying yeah it it or it feels like you know you have to be aware that sometimes people feel like your audience rather than you know but do you what is your relationship relationship to being funny because you're very funny okay it my whole personality has been built out of spite because when I was younger my brother is so funny his timing is great [23:58] thing at my brother and he's like five years older than me and I started to get so frustrated I was just like dad I'm also funny and my dad was like well you haven't made me laugh like you're beautiful yeah like you're beautiful you can't read stay in your lane and I and so I would get so annoyed he's older and smarter and older and smarter but my brother always loved comedy so like I would always watch stand-ups I always knew who like famous comedians were and so then just like over [24:28] Like I got certain timing. Yeah. But I was never like outwardly funny. Like I don't think in high school anyone would have described to me as like, oh, she was like so funny in class. It really wasn't until I met Hannah that I feel like I. [24:43] was more open about being funny. Like my friends would say, yeah, like she's funny sometimes. Where now I'm like, if you don't think I'm funny...

[24:51] I... [24:52] hate you. Yes! Like, then you don't get me. Then you don't get, like, my personality. Isn't it funny how people can be mirrors to you? Like, if you surround yourself with people that... [25:00] I mean, your dad now is like, Paige, you're hilarious. How do we not know? But a lot of friends I'd be with, like, they don't want you to be funny or that's not how they see the world. But I could never do stand-up. [25:10] You could if she does. I think she can. I think you could. I just have to say, I don't think women should say any more. [25:16] I could never do-- [25:18] anything because i think so right don't you can do i could do it i don't want to no we she doesn't want to stand i don't want to stand for an hour with no chair get a grip that's her in this economy you could dave chapelle it and sit with a cigarette i would love that the jewel the mango jewel just get an ivy while you do it and sit there and just get other things you get your nails done for three hours a week actually that would be amazing if you got your [25:48] That would be amazing. That is stand-up. I'm like, I have to fit it in. It does. It takes a while. I really relate because Tina and I are on tour and I want to talk about your tour. And we have, I pushed her. I was like, let's do stand-up. [26:02] Tina was like, [26:03] we don't really and i was like but we do and also we can and also let's just keep trying it and try new material and like use this section to try new stuff well with with us with our tour we we do a lot of improv but then whenever a joke really hits we keep it so it's basically like you doing improv but then being able to save everything that works and doing it again yeah it's it's just such a different it's a different form of comedy but the hard part's done you're funny i'm always so

[26:33] of like science and like real hard stuff like math things that you have to do that was controversial like are we respecting science on this pod we believe in science and i said it for the first time today like i would have never even thought to go on a tour or even been or said like yeah i want to do this if it wasn't for hannah being like page you can go out on a stage and like be funny what do you like and not like about being on tour i always say like the beginning like before we go [27:03] that's when we're just waiting to go do something. - It's so funny you say that your mom's brought that up. - Really? [27:09] Like, Kim being on tour, she was saying the best part... I always tell people the best part is before you are on stage, and it's just the two of you getting hair and makeup, just, like, getting ready. It's like we're waiting to, like... [27:22] go to a party or something. Every now and then Paige started this thing. She likes to show up in like her sweats. I'm an athlete. Yeah, I'm an athlete. She used to look like she was practicing. She's like, let's not get dressed up until right before. But I'm not organized. So I show up in my sweats and then I take out my backpack and I'm like, I left my left heel in the hotel. This is really, really, really. And I forget clothes all the time where Paige is a perfect outfit. This describes tour. [27:49] We were in Denver. We had just started our tour. I know. We're about to go out on stage in like 15 minutes. And I'm like, no, I think I'm having a panic attack. My hands are numb. I'm crying. I'm throwing up. I'm like, yeah, no, I'm having a panic attack. Hannah's trying to like play spa music in the background. I found on YouTube spa music and I just put it on her face. Hey, is this helping? I'm like, not at all. I'm literally in the midst of crying. Tears are running down my face.

[28:19] realize that hannah has forgotten her shirt that she's wearing out on stage so she's gonna wear like this silk pajama shirt that like the venue had given us like this merch i can't even speak and the only words i can get out is you can't wear that shirt on stage and she looks over at me and she's like you're having a panic attack and you're gonna tell me what i'm gonna wear luckily i had like a t-shirt in my bag that was like extra whatever and i was like put this on she put that [28:49] and then I got out of my panic attack. But that's a great example of like, she got you so... After a lot of beta blockers and Xanx, I got out of it. She FaceTimes her mom because she's like, Hannah, this isn't working on FaceTiming Kim. So I'm just listening, supporting, and all I hear is, [29:03] Page stop. [29:04] Paige stop it you're fine yeah you're fine she hangs up we start dying laughing we were like your mom just told you to stop panic attacks aren't real and that's two generations of women she's like back in my day yeah we sucked it up okay well that is true we never even had the word anxiety yeah like I did SNL and we I had a high school boyfriend who used to get stomach aches and we were like huh I wonder why like and he would just be up all night and then you realize

[29:34] broke up he's like my stomach feels great he's like he totally went away okay i wonder what it was and he used to be up all night worried about the future yeah get stomach aches and everyone was just like huh shoot i guess i don't know i hope you fix that there was no discussion you bring up relaxation a lot in this episode i was wondering because you've dealt with some of the most high [30:04] you feel like your career is hanging by a thread and you have five seconds to give something funny. I've never taken a beta blocker and a lot of people have told me about this. I would be worried it would slow me down. Yeah. Okay. So here's the thing why I like it. It's not for anxiety. It's for blood pressure. So like it doesn't do anything to your brain. She pushes people. Because I am very against Xanax. I don't like the way Xanax makes me feel. You have to really, really be [30:34] blocker before I went out on stage, it just like took away my hands sweating. So that's why I like it. It's good with physical reactions. You know, when you're so overprepared for a performance, but you know, your body's going to turn on you right beforehand and you're going to get the shakes and your lips quivering. Yeah. [30:51] Beta blocker, for me, I've taken just... It just calms your heart rate. So I feel more normal, but not your brain. But it depends on the person. I took it... Did I take it? I didn't take it for Fallon. I took it for my Netflix special. Yeah. Great special, by the way. Thank you. I was having...

[31:07] a lot of like panic because I felt like it was a make or break career moment for me and I blew it out of proportion in my head but I've never experienced that level of performance before and stand-ups never recorded so I just went to a dark place in my head I'm like what if I blank yeah yeah yeah I feel like my anxiety tends to come after I do something I get a little I get a little kind of zony before and then after I get very fluttery and nervous and it's a little bit [31:37] I disassociate which our gen is really good at it's really healthy yeah you know like just float above your body yeah and get out of your body and then when I'm like sucked back into my body that's when I get shaky after something interesting more than before something it's almost like I get the the after shock your adrenaline comes down the adrenaline yeah did I say that right did I disappoint everyone was it good do yeah did I even do it like did it even happen we're dark really [32:07] What is my name? What planet are we on? Just me... [32:11] Just don't be there. I don't even remember the 90s. Yeah, I think you're trying to be too present. Like, you're trying to be too in the moment. Be out of the moment. Be out of the room. I do think because our generation is so aware of mental health, we're always trying to, like, be like, okay, this is anxiety and this is PTSD and this is OCD. And a lot of it is true, but then there's a moment where it's like... [32:31] And now let's how do we cope? Yeah. To not let it beat us and not let it suppress like who we want to be. Well, I think and I'm sure like from your athlete days, like there is a thing about your brain and, you know, everyone has different capacities for this. So I realize that. But there is something about your brain where you if you start to tell your brain something, you can trick your brain for a short amount of time to get the thing done. And yes, if you start.

[32:56] labeling the different like anxiety OCD this is this this is this it's happening again you're starting to tell your brain like [33:03] We have it. We're doing it. We're doing it again. We're here. We're doing it again. 100%. There is a little trick. [33:08] Sometimes it works for me where... [33:09] Being excited and being anxious are the same physical symptoms, physical feelings. So if you say, look at how excited I am rather than how anxious I am, it doesn't help when you're like at the dentist. And you're like, I'm so excited to be at the dentist. They say a little bit of anxiety, especially in sports, is good. And it helps you actually perform at a more focused level. So a little anxiety is important. Like if you're ever not nervous before a gig, I get a little nervous. I'm like, someone's about to be loosey-goosey. [33:39] Yeah, yeah. No, that actually helped me when we were on tour, like, after my first panic attack, and then I would, like, take a beta blocker before. Like, I'd be like, shoot, I hope it doesn't happen again. Hannah would always say to me, like, it's good to be a little nervous. You care about what you're doing. And that truly would, like... [33:55] yes calm me down yes she'd also push me out on stage i was literally launch her like bunt kick her onto the stage your adrenaline will kick in we hope so here you go go ahead honey you got it and also doesn't it help you because taking care of somebody is a great distraction oh i was upset i wasn't the problem for like the first time ever so but i was like forgetting my shirt because i was so obsessed with like is page okay well you might have a little adhd because you said you forget your shoes yeah i wish you didn't say that because i could talk about this forever [34:25] It's all she says to me. She's like, well, I suffer from ADHD. And I'm like, I've never seen a doctor. I wouldn't say suffer. I would say I thrive. You live with it. I thrive. I'm like, you've never seen a doctor. You've only been given TikToks about this. And so I really need you to stop bringing it up. You're right. Everyone on TikTok tells me that I have it or that they have it or we all have it. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I mean, but that is how I diagnose most things. Yeah. I'm like, no, you just want to sleep an extra hour.

[34:55] ADHD, you literally just pressed news. [34:57] Like, I told my other friend, I was like, I think I have ADHD. And she was like, yeah, everyone knows that about you. And I was like, no one told me this whole time. You know, Kim from Paper Kite, she had a really, one of our producers, she had a really great thing where she said, you can tell you have ADHD if someone says we have to leave in five minutes or we're going to miss the flight. And someone says, all right, let me just take a shower. [35:17] That's her. That's the only time I start cleaning. I'm like, this. We have to leave in five minutes. It's like, great, let me take a shower. It's like, what? Yeah. [35:27] That's a good indication that maybe time is more of a concept. That's so true. You always have to go to the bathroom when we have to leave. Yes. I also will leave the shower just shaving one leg and find out two days later. But these are all things that make me beautiful. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely special and beautiful. This episode is brought to you by eBay. Lately, more and more people have been talking about selling on eBay, and we can see why. Everyone has stuff that no longer fits their lives. And selling on eBay is actually really easy. [35:57] photos, write a description, and set a price. Suddenly, the stuff that's just been sitting around is in front of millions of buyers already searching for what's next. Find what you love, sell what you don't, on eBay. [36:09] This episode is brought to you by Ultima Replenisher. You know what no one has time for? Over-the-top wellness trends. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for taking care of yourself, but being healthy should make your day better, not harder. And that's where Ultima comes in. With all six essential electrolytes, Ultima provides balanced hydration that fits right into your day. Available in delicious plant-based flavors with no sugar, calories, or carbs. Shop Ultima on Amazon or in-store at Target and Whole Foods Market.

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[38:09] not mastered at all, but I've worked harder to be like, [38:13] And not everyone is going to like me and I don't need everyone to like me. I don't like everyone. I thought you could say, I don't like me. Yeah. Well, that too. I'm like, imagine hating on me and I'm at home hating on me. [38:26] So I feel like I've had to like overcome that of like, not everyone is going to like you and not everyone is going to think you're funny and not everyone's going to love your outfit. And that's okay because you think you're funny and you like what you're wearing. And so that's been like a struggle for, [38:41] I think reality TV brought that up because really the human brain, I'm not supposed to see 200 people commenting how much they hate me. On a scene that has no context. Yeah, as a human, I'm not supposed to be able to read that. No. [38:56] And there's like this new thing on TikTok where it's like we were never meant to see ourselves. Like mirrors were like invented. Like we were never supposed to see what we look like. Yes. And I feel like that. [39:07] with being so public and like social media, we really weren't supposed to see how people feel about us. And so I think that's, [39:15] We heard that saying what other people think of you is none of your business. We were about to say our new thing is saying it's none of my business. It's a fantastic way. And I mean, but when you're on a show, like you're still on Summer House. Yeah. That's hard. It's hard. Because you have to talk about people in real time. You have to hear. And then for a year after, like you don't get to move on until a year after. And it's hard to not take it personally because people are like talking about who you are as a person. Yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no. Let me explain that one moment.

[39:45] moment no one cares yeah but being misunderstood is painful it's painful i really feel like people who want to misunderstand you will yeah and people who want to understand you will and that's like how you get a little piece with it do you ever talk about um do you ever clarify things about the show on your podcast never [40:04] I've never said what actually happened in my last season. We've never spoken about Summer House. We've never... [40:12] We don't honestly, because when we started, we were like one of the first podcasts to come out of Bravo. I think maybe there was like one or two others. And they were really adamant of like, this is not a Bravo podcast. Do not speak about Bravo. And we were like, totally fine with us. Like we weren't going to anyway. We wanted it to be more pop culture. And so now people are kind of surprised if they find us from Bravo because they're like, they never talk about Bravo. And it's like, well, we weren't allowed to in the beginning. And now, like, yeah, it doesn't really go with who we are and like what we talk about. [40:42] Mm-hmm. [40:43] So it's actually better that way. Yeah. I mean, it definitely does. You're practicing what you're saying, which is you're just kind of letting go of things that you can't have control over. Because then it would be too... [40:54] in the we it's too much also it's funny you brought up mistakes because i feel like [40:58] Uh... [40:59] I don't know, I'm going to speak for you, but, like, I... [41:01] really have just failed upwards. Does that make sense? Like, I've been fired so many times. And I love, every time. And I love, I'm, I'm sorry to say this, but we're going to ask you to leave. [41:14] We need to ask you to leave right now. I manifested it accidentally. But not to do, like, a Jordan quote, but, like, they say, like, of all the shots. Why? Timmy does a Jordan. Timmy wants to be like Jordan. Timmy Chalamet. You're like Jordan. Yeah. Timmy Chalamet. Okay, so he, I need to stop. So,

[41:31] He missed, like, a ton of the, like... [41:35] shots to win the game but people remember those they remember the one he made well you know what you don't worry about doing a jordan quote because you didn't you didn't do a jordan quote you missed 100 of the shots you don't take was wayne gretzky yeah and not jordan but i bet jordan did say something but i'm sure they're friends and they like each other so it's all fine [42:05] Mama actually said, grab your hockey sticks, kids. Marilyn Monroe, you miss 100 shots. Marilyn Monroe used to say. Audrey Hepburn. [42:18] Audrey Hepburn said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wait, can we also tell them we misquoted Amy Poehler in our book? We also didn't ask permission. Did a full quote with Amy Poehler. Said it wrong. [42:35] I was like, you didn't ask my permission. And I was like, what, are you going to sue me? Oh, because your brother has a quote on the back of the book. Yeah, but I, like, wrote it, like, for him. We got some fun quotes in the back of our book. Gary, my sister isn't that funny. That's his quote. I wrote that. [42:51] Yeah, but we didn't, like, run it by anything. We go, did you not think it? [42:55] Did you not think it? Okay, you talk about pop culture on your podcast. Yes. Because of that, I want to just throw things out to you. Yes. Speed round. Yes.

[43:05] opinions okay there's no wrong answers okay okay like the last thing i did she got that wrong but hopefully do better this time incredible um okay um [43:15] Uh, veneers. [43:18] I don't think they ever look good. Never? I think maybe there's like two people in Hollywood where I'm like, wait, they have really good veneers. But like a normal person who can't afford it, do you? Oh, they look great. [43:32] You wouldn't know. Because you obviously have access to a great doctor. The normies out here shouldn't get them. Too big. Too white. Too big. When did you get them? Well, I guess you're considered veneers. I had a chipped tooth. Okay. [43:46] That's the story you're going with. [43:48] she goes i was in a bar fight yeah i got um i broke my nose in a car accident and um i have a i had a tear and i had a sign dysfunction so you know i had a chipped tooth when i got on snl and i thought no big deal whatever like that's hilarious yeah yeah exactly like who cares and then i saw myself on camera and i gasped i was like oh no like i look and um so i got my teeth fixed i got veneers when i was on snl so you would never know just two but i but i have if [44:18] years. [44:20] Wow, that's a good question. [44:22] maybe not i don't think so i think like you know where i came from in massachusetts and like i don't know if i i think i would just wouldn't mind my chip but seeing yourself on camera is a different you know how like people hate hearing their own voice like even in a voicemail i'm like imagine watching yourself on tv you're like that's what i present to the world it's like it's crazy it's a real mind fuck okay so you got to be careful with vanilla i get nervous when people shave it down

[44:52] that doesn't happen as much anymore. I think they've really taken it back. They don't go to such a shame. We don't know the science. We don't know anything about the near. Okay, let's do it. We like to do hot takes. We don't know anything about it, but we hate them. And I also have to say, both of you... [45:03] If I may, you both have great teeth. I thought you were going to say you both need them. So that's crazy. I have a doctor. I'd like to talk to somebody who does. Dr. Keene, Beverly Hills. You both have great teeth. So talking about veneers with great teeth isn't really fair. Yeah. True. Okay. Some of us don't have great teeth. Gel nails. Gel nails. [45:25] Yes. Yes. [45:26] Okay. Yes. You love them. We love them. Yeah. But the taking off of them. [45:29] That's the thing. You just let them grow up. I was just going to say we never take them off. We never take it off. We just re-go. Okay. How do you feel about running? [45:38] From what? What problems are you running from? Who are you running from? We can do Pilates. That's a workout laying down with BDSM equipment. Actually, I'm going to... We're not running. The only thing I run is to get away from a man. Okay, how do you feel about people who love dogs? [45:55] Okay, you did that. You did. No, that was me. You did it on purpose. No, why? Do I know? Because we're cat people and people are, it's very controversial. Oh, okay. We're huge cat people. Okay, people who love dogs. [46:07] I love dogs. Yeah. I foster senior pets all the time. Get that on. Click that. People who love dogs I love. People who say they hate cats. Yeah. I don't like that. That's not nice. They've never had a cat. They don't know. It's always a dog. People, they're like, I love dogs. But then Scruffy scratched me when I was four. I hate cats. I hate cats. And it's like cats just want your consent. Yeah, you're right. People think it's okay to say they hate cats. That's not. That's not. It's horrible. I love cats PR, though.

[46:37] I love that they're hated publicly because like, [46:40] that's their vibe yeah they like that if you hate cats you hate women and now we've said it i wasn't gonna say it i said it and now we've gone there on the pod when you're talking about traveling how early do you like to get [46:54] to the airport for a flight. Okay, that's another reason why I think we're pretty compatible. We have the same flight time. We're very big on boarding time. We like to know the boarding time, and we like to be there an hour before it boards. I also am very lucky where I live in New York. I'm 20 minutes from LaGuardia. So I kind of roll out of bed. That's great. The world's best airport. And I'm besties with the clear people. I get high fives from them. They're like, Hannah, good luck this weekend. [47:24] They're paid to bring you in. You don't think they care. You don't think they care? Those clear people are passionate. They are your name. They do want more people. They look at my soul. The screen says your name. That's how they know it. They didn't remember it, but... They get paid for every person that goes through. They go, Minneapolis? They go, you know everything about me. They're like, I'm looking at your flight information, ma'am. [47:46] So yeah, we're the same... [47:48] We keep each other. Yeah, we're a pretty similar traveler. Oh, that's really important. It's really important. That's really important. Okay, what about avocado toast? [47:56] I think avocado ruins a lot of really good things. Really? This is Paige's hot take. Paige, people are going to be so mad. I know. I think that... [48:04] I don't know what year we were like, let's throw avocado on every sandwich, but I wish I paid attention more and stopped it.

[48:11] Because I don't need avocado on my turkey sandwich. It was gorgeous, delicious. [48:17] Years prior, it's been a turkey sandwich forever. I don't need it now to be turkey and avocado. You don't have a mature palate. Just say it. Do you have like a baby palate? Like a little kid palate? No, don't listen to her. I will try way more things than her. [48:37] And... [48:37] What do you do? I will try. I feel like I eat way more things than you. Like, try way more things. Not true. You eat Mexican food, and that's it. I do get hyper-fixated on a meal. Uh-huh. And if I like it, I'll eat it for a couple weeks. A couple years. But then I'll change. You've been having chili-chilies for seven years. Look, I don't recommend it before a show. That's all I'm going to say. What is your favorite kind of sandwich? [49:01] if you could have a perfect sandwich bacon egg and cheese i'm so new york [49:05] On what? Ooh, good question. [49:08] anything but like everything bagel roll just bacon egg just bacon cheese perfect sandwich would be like prosciutto mozzarella cheese a little olive oil and vinegar on like a hard like good baguette spoken like a person has their real teeth well you have to be careful when you have to cut you have to go a little slower like you don't want [49:38] Thank you. [49:39] They... [49:40] They can pop up. Yeah, they can pop up anywhere. Okay, and the last one is women who ask men to marry them. Picking your partner is the most important thing you do in your life. I'm not just willy-nilly waiting for a guy to spring it on me. I'm sitting down and having a serious discussion if you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Yes, and the bigger thing of, like, what do we expect? Like, what?

[50:04] expecting to be chosen and, and, [50:07] waiting to be chosen rather than choosing. It's complicated. But also, I do think there's a thing sometimes where – [50:20] I mean, and, you know, straight cis marriage is a whole other conversation. Like, who cares? But. Boring. No, it's very boring. It is. It's not cool. It's chuggy. Getting married is chuggy now. Yeah. Are we still saying chuggy? No. That was chuggy of me. It's funny because we also talk on the pod, like. [50:38] Obviously, Hannah's married. We don't like to talk about it, though. It's very off-brand. It's so off-brand. Don't bring it up. Why don't you just expose me? My husband. I'm like, what? You have a husband? We say boyfriend. [50:50] But we talk about how... [50:52] people expect you to look the best you've ever looked on your wedding day. And then, like, you'll never be that skinny or pretty ever again. Like, this is your one day. Or, like, it's the best day of your life. And I remember Hannah's wedding. She was like, this is a great day. But, like, I've had better. Like, you know, like, I've had a day. Like, when she films her Netflix special, she was like, this is truly the best day of my life. I was high on beta blockers, but it was an amazing day. And so I think we're in a generation where it is, like, a little – it's shifting a little bit. [51:22] okay, your wedding day and your marriage isn't the best thing you're ever going to do your whole life. And that's really put on women. Yes. Where it's like, this is the best you're ever going to look. This is the best weekend you're ever going to have. Everyone's here for you. This is the last time that's ever going to happen. Yes. So, like, the whole proposal thing and, like, a girl doing it to a guy –

[51:42] He hasn't said that he likes you then. That's why you're doing it, I feel like. Well, I do feel like what you two speak about a lot, and I feel like that's kind of what I mean about the freedom that comes from the women that are coming up behind me, is that... [52:00] the [52:01] the discussion about how gaslit we are all the time. - Yeah. - That's it. The discussion in real time about how we get these crazy mixed messages all the time. And it's like push and pull back and be this way, but say what you want, but it's like constant. - I mean, being a female comedian, [52:19] is a fuck you to the system. They don't want you to call people out, say things that are out of line, make people uncomfortable. That's what we do as comics, make you think, take up space. That's why I love being a female comedian. And yeah, we get pushback a lot, but that's like what... [52:36] our choices. This is the life I want to live. And I also think it's so cool you talked to our moms before because generationally, [52:42] they only had so many options i joke that ics are popular now because like back then [52:47] You barely had a credit card. You couldn't have a date with your husband. You literally couldn't divorce your husband. It was illegal. Yeah, he starts singing happy birthday at a restaurant. You're like, la, la, la, la. Nowadays, if a guy gets like a little baby spoon, let me do my stand up. A little baby spoon eating, eating ice cream. You're like, yeah, divorce. Yeah, taking all the money that I made. Yeah, get out of my house. [53:08] And I'm taking the money that we never share.

[53:12] Okay, speaking of laugh, before you leave, I'm asking people what they're laughing at these days. What do you look at, read... [53:20] Go see Hannah. I mean, I know you make each other laugh, Hannah. Hannah's text messages. When Hannah really goes off, here's the thing. Can you share a text message? This is when I know. No, she's smart. She does voice notes. This is when I know. You do voice notes? I thought that was a boomer thing. Voice notes are my love. Oh, we love a voice note. [53:39] But they disappear. And then you can never know. We love that. We would be in jail. Yeah. This is what I know. Hannah's husband isn't in the city. Hannah's voice noting me like crazy. She's like, and then I figured this out. And then I saw this. And oh, my God, I haven't brought this up to you. So my mom will be like, you've been voice noting page for two hours. Pick up the phone. Yeah. But that's invasive. I don't like the phone. I don't like to talk on the phone. [54:03] No. And I don't like when people FaceTime me out of the blue. [54:06] yeah that's aggressive but i think you guys don't mind it as much we don't but we but we're respectful of each other we're respectful but once if one of us does facetime each other out of the blue it is the first thing we say when we answer the phone like oh oh okay okay what's going on yeah someone must be dead yeah that's why there's not more female pilots because we don't like a dispatcher

[54:36] plane we also started doing this thing because like we stay in hotels all the time with each other they're like anytime one of us has to go to the other one's room we think of like a line we're gonna say when we open the door like we have to have a bit going into it totally i'd like i was wearing a tie i think it was before we met you and we opened the door and i was like i'm selling you insurance and she was like i just puked or so she said no i was like i think i'm pregnant [55:06] Life is sad. So if you don't have a friend making you laugh, what are you here for? Yeah, 100%. And what, so what do you, okay, so Paige gets Hannah's text to make her laugh. What makes you laugh? Paige doesn't really make me laugh that much. [55:24] Imagine this is where she finds out. I actually don't really enjoy the pod with her. No, Paige 100% makes me laugh so much. Okay, you guys make each other laugh, but what else? Okay, like what TV are we watching? [55:36] do at night or like a like I just watched Detroiters I thought it was the funniest thing ever yeah so funny Sam Richardson I love comics who are really different from me it's more I get more like [55:47] it's more admirable because i'm like i could never do that so then i think it's really funny i love watching stand-ups who did i just watched two stand-ups this week i watched chelsea handlers i watched burt kreishner's um honestly anything on tiktok like tiktok is funny really funny like tiktok is the only social media app where when i log on to it i never click my own profile and i

[56:17] Like, was that funny? No. I'm never rewatching. We're on Instagram. Me neither. I'm obsessed with myself. I'm like, my story is so aesthetic today. My grid has never looked better. I'm commenting on everyone. Where TikTok, I really go to it to just laugh. Same. I said this many times, but especially in the pandemic, wrapping back around in the pandemic. Like, that really saved me because there was lots of good comedy on TikTok. Yeah. You've been on TikTok. Oh, yeah. [56:47] in on tiktok i um okay i see you commenting gassing up the girls yeah you're doing great also that hilarious moment where it was like everyone was leaving you know before we leave i'm gonna just tell a couple people that i think they're great but there's so many funny people no there's so many funny people so many funny people i also as a creativity i'm like how did you even think of that that's hilarious women are particularly so funny because i say that for [57:17] TikTok is like a safe open mic. Yeah. Where girls can just like put their material out there. I think there's more funny women on TikTok than there are men. Because I do feel like. [57:27] Women are competitive with each other, but there is a sense of, like, we feel safe with each other. So it's, like, I know that my TikTok is majority girls. Yeah. So, like, when I put something out, I'm, like, oh, it's the girls will think this is funny. So I think that's, like, we're guys... [57:42] I don't know. They don't have that relationship with other guys. Do you like making TikToks? [57:46] Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's fun. I love it. And I feel like...

[57:50] I just was on it for so long and really liked it that I feel like there's a way. I mean, my biggest fear was to come on as some, like, [57:59] old lady being like, the thing that drives me nuts are like, [58:03] people that were like, I guess I should be doing this. Yeah. And you're like... [58:07] beat it. It is actually a culture of people that work really hard. It's all just comedy in a different... [58:16] form yeah yeah yeah and having your stamp of approval legitimizes it yeah well i don't know about that but i love it i do love it and it is like it is chewy and it is cringy [58:28] Thank you. [58:28] like [58:29] If I get it wrong, but whatever, who cares? I mean, you've never made a mistake in your life. Also, I can't wait to see you and Tina doing some TikToks on tour, continuing. Well, she doesn't love to do them. Really? No, so I always have to kind of convince her a little bit. I feel like I'm the Tina fan. [58:44] I didn't want to ask. Yeah. You think so? I think so. Because there's always a TikTok that Hannah's like, this is going to be so funny. And I'm like, get away from me. Yeah. And whoever is the quieter one, right? Yeah. Because, yeah. Yeah. [58:56] I also just have to say shout out to animals. Animals are the most effortlessly funnier. Like, I'll never be funnier than, like, a baby goat. Yeah. I've been trying to tell you that. You may look like one, but you're not one. I go, I'm not following a baby goat. I'm not following them. They're effortless. They don't care. They're everything we want to be. When we were on the Vanity Fair red carpet, we were the first to get our picture taken because we were literally there first.

[59:26] notice all the cameras [59:28] go immediately off of us and we're already having imposter syndrome and we're like shoot someone really famous must have walked in they literally don't give a shit about us it was a dog it was a dog it was a dog i go i've waited my whole life for this moment and i'm losing to a dog was it a famous dog [59:45] We don't know. Was it a dog? We stopped asking questions. We stopped asking questions. And then I saw the dog and I was like, I get it. That's a beautiful dog. It was a lab. Grew up in a nice home. We were like, that tail blowout is better than ours. Yeah. I'm like, how did the lab get a Dyson Airwrap? [1:00:01] And then it stood on the right side and it looked gorgeous. It took my job. It took your job. Thank you guys so much for doing this. This was so, so fun. Thank you for hanging with us, Amy. We love you. You know, I love you back. [1:00:15] And I can't wait for all the big things ahead for both of you in all different areas of the business that you work in. And we feel the same about you. It sounds weird, but we feel like... [1:00:24] are you just getting started? [1:00:28] Oh my God. Flip that. That would be such a great fake title for this podcast. Like, just getting started. Just getting started? Question mark? [1:00:41] Amy Poehler, just getting started?

[1:00:45] Wait, why? Your face has to be like that for the joke. And then I'm like, at Scales of Justice, and I'm holding like a baby bottle. [1:00:54] and like a tiny little gravestone, and I'm like, I'm hooked up to an IV. One of those sand clocks that's just slowly going away in time. [1:01:13] There's a guy, I'm going like this, I'm like in a baby doll dress, and I'm going, just can't start it, and behind me is the Grim Reaper just waiting for me. [1:01:24] getting injected into you and i'm wearing pigtails and i'm in like just getting started wait it's a grim reaper all right we renamed the podcast we have fun here all right thank you guys so much that was an awesome super fun episode of good hang i loved having the ladies here it was [1:01:47] a blast. And we talked a lot about a lot of things. And I, I love standup comedy. I, [1:01:53] despite maybe some of the things I said podcast no but I have great respect for it and um it made me think about the people that I'm watching and I would uh [1:02:04] I would... [1:02:05] Encourage everybody to check out Jordan Jensen if they haven't seen her work. She's a touring comedian right now and really specific, funny voice. Just great with crowds.

[1:02:16] improvises all the time. [1:02:18] deeply interesting, funny woman who, yeah, I just wanted to give a shout out to because I think she's great. So that's all. I never know how to finish these things. I never know how to end the podcast. So, okay, bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss-Berman, and me, Amy Poehler. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paper Kite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Kat Spillane, Kaya McMullen, and Alea [1:02:48] Paper Kite, production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell, and Jenna Weiss-Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.